We Be All Night
I post weird shit sometimes
remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?
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whoever invented smoothies is literally a god to me like thanks bich for enabling me to drink like 5 bananas this is what i live for
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Cute Dog Takes a Second to Understand Joke, but Enjoys it Anyway
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Amanda Jones has dedicated the past 20 years to an incredible photography project which aims to show just how fleeting the lives of our beloved pets are.
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*whispering softly to each pineapple chunk as i place it delicately onto my pizza* you. are. valid.
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I’m so sensitive you could literally text me in a different tone and I’ll get sad
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a very important gifset of jonathan byers smiling (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧Literally A N Y nerdy tv show y'all always idolize the MOST unfortunate fucking foot ass looking quasimodo ass motherfucker I’m deleting
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“You look different with makeup” ????? You think I’m buying shit for hundreds of dollars to just keep looking like my ugly self … Ok
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everyone who died at the battle of hogwarts missed All Star by Smash Mouth’s release two days later
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